Fuck Les Mis.
That's what happens when your ancestors are led away from the Holy Mother Church by the Demon Martin Luther: you end up worshipping some non-denominational hillbilly Jesus, and then God kills your little brother. Heaven is for Catholics, Protestants end up in hell.
In Iraq we used JDAMs to flush out guys like this.
On the positive side, I'll always cherish the 2003 Grammy moment when Cypress Hill presented Billy Ray Cyrus with his statue - and called him Bill Ray Cyprus.
Child molesters love that song.
The Replacements, The Minutemen, Bad Brains, Black Flag and The Clash never won a Grammy, so fuck the Grammys.
So what? Lots of people used to shoot themselves in the head after - and during - Suzanne Vega concerts.
These letters are hilarious. "Animal Can Food"? Thanks for the laughs, Gawker!
I thought this was the longest, most confusing dick joke ever written.
Don't worry, Iran is next in the queue... we don't wanna mess with North Korea for fear of their ability to disrupt our supply of Bon Chon chicken, LG flatscreen TVs and cheaply produced animated television series.
